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Wednesday, November 8

Safe Again

Safe at home, Jennifer sat puzzling her Catapult. It was amazing and seemed to do whatever she wanted. But what use would it bring her? It was a tricky dilemma, should she keep it? Or give it to someone more deserving? Jennifer would ponder upon it later.
Meanwhile Jennifer was pursuing her cooking skills, today she was entering a Chinese Themed Contenst. She hadn't decided what to make yet, so she was off to visit the friendly chinese women down the road from her.
"Hello kind lady, how are you today!? Can you help me?!" Jennifer requested brightly.
"Get lost freak, I'm busy" The lady replied gruffly. "
一天我永远将搬出这个畏惧的镇。"
Jennifer's face fell, then she realised that if the lady was busy was now she come back later!
"Ok! I'll see you later! You can try my dish!"
And off Jennifer skipped, but deep in her heart she wondered if the lady didn't really like her.

Jennifer was making Sweet and Sour Chicken with Rice, it was the only chinese food she knew, at Christmas her mum went to the Chinese and got one 2 pots for them all to share.
Jennifer had to take some money from the benefit for the ingredients, she fell a little bad about taking the money but due to her happy and cheerful nature she perked up.

With the meal hot in her hands, in a pot that is not just on her hands, she scuttled excitedly to the nice lady's house and presented it to her at the doorstep.
"Try it! Try it!" exclaimed Jennifer
The lady took a spoonful and spat "YUC-" the lady looked down at Jennifer's expectant face and changed her mind "Delicious!"
Jennifer grinned it was a perfect dish to make for the competion and off she ran joy in her step!
"
您的食物品尝象小便小女孩但我希望您胜利。"

Monday, November 6

Great News! (Clever word joke of mine)

Guess what! My stories have been published in the Bridport Newspaper
So buy the news this week and you can read about my cat Timothy and his trip out!
I have been thinking about starting to illustrate my stories what do you think? Now back to Jennifer!

Jennifer had been walking for a while now and was starting to get desperate when she heard a low cry.
"помощ" It was cries of help from an Albanian, Jennifer knew alabanian as she learnt it at school because the town was full of Albanians. She could see blood coming out his mouth, he had a fish hook caught in his tongue. The man explained to Jennifer
"
Я плавал в море с моим ртом открытым и я получил уловленным" Oh dear thought Jennifer she started to feel sad for this man then remembered her catapult-could it come in useful today? She took it out her pinafore and tapped the side of the man's mouth within seconds it was like new! Wow this catapult really was magical. The man was very pleased he thanked her very excitedly
"
Thankyou маленькая девушка с красным цветом закупоривает СЫР ВЛЮБЛЕННОСТИ I И я не АЛБАНСК я буду русским тупоумным дурачком." Jennifer grinned he said that because she helped him he would help her home. This proved Jennifer's point that if you help others then good things will happen to you. So Jennifer was feeling much better this man would help her home and she'd be back in time to see if Sean and Ruby's relationship lasts in Eastenders!

PS. The language above is Russian by the way!! I couldn't find Albanian but I figured they are pretty much the same language anyway!

Friday, November 3


This is a catapult for anyone who didn't know, I thought I should make it clear as it is the main item in the blog!

Wednesday, November 1

Patrick and Yolande!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More from Jennifer

Jennifer fell with a hard thump on the ground, she looked around the area was somewhere she'd never been before. Feeling scared she realised the night was drawing in quick, well what could be as close to night as you could get in Bridport as the glowing Euro-Abattoir lit up the sky till the early morning, so she stood up and started to walk even though her little red clogs were rubbing blisters onto her skin. With the blisters and the bleeding rapid dog bite, which was smarting a little, Jenny was feeling down..........................BUT she had a happy and cheerful nature so she brightened up quickly.
All night she walked but with no luck, she just didn't know where she was, questions she asked herself would she ever escape? Did her mother realise she was missing? Or was she jumping at another chance to adopt her? Would she get rabies? Would she die? And what was happening with Yolande and Patrick in "Eastenders"?