Great News! (Clever word joke of mine)
Guess what! My stories have been published in the Bridport NewspaperSo buy the news this week and you can read about my cat Timothy and his trip out!
I have been thinking about starting to illustrate my stories what do you think? Now back to Jennifer!
Jennifer had been walking for a while now and was starting to get desperate when she heard a low cry.
"помощ" It was cries of help from an Albanian, Jennifer knew alabanian as she learnt it at school because the town was full of Albanians. She could see blood coming out his mouth, he had a fish hook caught in his tongue. The man explained to Jennifer
"Я плавал в море с моим ртом открытым и я получил уловленным" Oh dear thought Jennifer she started to feel sad for this man then remembered her catapult-could it come in useful today? She took it out her pinafore and tapped the side of the man's mouth within seconds it was like new! Wow this catapult really was magical. The man was very pleased he thanked her very excitedly
"Thankyou маленькая девушка с красным цветом закупоривает СЫР ВЛЮБЛЕННОСТИ I И я не АЛБАНСК я буду русским тупоумным дурачком." Jennifer grinned he said that because she helped him he would help her home. This proved Jennifer's point that if you help others then good things will happen to you. So Jennifer was feeling much better this man would help her home and she'd be back in time to see if Sean and Ruby's relationship lasts in Eastenders!
PS. The language above is Russian by the way!! I couldn't find Albanian but I figured they are pretty much the same language anyway!
posted by SpitSpot @ 5:18 PM
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